Thursday, February 28, 2008

5 Bed Room Mansion, 6000 Sq Ft for 1 Million US




This 5 bed room, 6000 sq ft mansion is being list for 1 Million USD in Plano Texas

The entry









The Kitchen





The Living Room



The Master Bedroom





The Game Room




The Theater





So why am I showing this. I just had another random thought yesterday. A few things are working in my favor. In the past year, the US property market has been falling drastically. At the same time, the property market in Singapore has boomed. In addition, the Dollar has become very weak and the Singapore Dollar has become very strong. So I just thought what kind of house, I could get if I sold my 1000 Sq Ft, very small apartment in Singapore and bought something in the US. Mind you I didn't by my place for 1 Million US but because of the above, that's how much I could get if I sold now.

Wow! But than I would have to live in Plano Texas. I guess I will stay in Singapore:)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

How Come It Doesn't Work the Other Way Around?

Here's is anothe useless question that I waste my time and effort thinking about.

Virus's has historically been passed from animals to humans. Like pigs to humans, like aides which is Monkey's to humans and the bird flu which is birds to humans.

So does it work the other way? Does humans pass viruses to animals.


Also related to this topic, I really think Asia got a bad wrap on this one. They always name virus after Asia countries. Influanza Taiwan type A, Influanza Hong Kong Type B. Why isn't there are Switzerland Type G or something?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Singapore Is At It Again

Before I continue, I would like to make a comment that Singapore's government decisions are sound based on good econonmic principles. This is what makes Singapore work, they are not scared to make tough decisions that may be unpopular with the populations. These decisions may be a bitter pill to swallow but do make economic sence in the long run.

Now that I covered my self, oh and I love Lee Kuan Yew.

Again, now that I covered myself, heres a the blog.

As previously stated in my earlier post, Singapore just recently announced thier 2008 budget. This has happened for the last couple of years and it brings to light the the idea that Singapore is a democracy is a complete sham. The finance minister announces a budget each year, than they set aside 2 weeks for the MP's to debate, but nothing ever changes. It is already a done deal. 90% of the MP's are of the same party PAP, they will vote along party lines. I agree with the budget but why even waste the effort to put on this act to debate?

Ok that's it. I Love Singapore. I love Lee Kuan Yew. Ok, hope that covers it.

Bitch is the New Black



If Hilary doesn't win, blame it on Oprah.

Monday, February 25, 2008

This Would Never Happen in Singapore.

US couple wins the 270 million jackpot in US.

So yes, people do win. So what would they not do in Singapore?

They put down the name and home town of the winning couple.

Despite Singapore's safe reputation, if they did this in Singapore, the couple would never see their kids or each other because they will be scamed or kidnapped or something.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080224/ap_on_re_us/mega_millions_winner_3

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080224/ap_on_re_us/mega_millions_winner_3

It Is Tough To Be A Man

Everyone say's how tough it is to be a women but I want to give anothe insight on how the male brain works.

So what happens when someone tells you, "Don't look directly at the sun" You look at the sun. You can't help it. It is like reflex.

Same thing. When someone says, "uuuu, someone farted" Eventhough you know that the smell will be unpleasant, you will sniff for the smell. Once again. Reflex beyond are control.

This is the same thing that happens to a man, when there are breast present. I want to assure you all that the guy is not being rude or a prevert. It is really beyond a guys control. It is like your eye's are connected to 5 pound weights and you are forced to look down. Making eye contact with that woman is almost impossible. The only solution that I have found is just not even look at that lady when you talk to them. You pick a spot on the wall behind this lady and just concentrate on that spot.

So lady's. If you ever catch a guy "sneak a peek" Please forgive him and don't embarass him. It is not his fault.

Oh so why did I write this post today. Today, we had some kind of a Singapore Star visit our office today looking for technical support. The guy that helped this lady out said that she was wearing a very low cut shirt and it was had for him to concentrate on her computer.

Is My Family Normal?

This is my Question of the Week.

So, Is my family normal?

When speaking with Simple girls about our families all she can say is that my family is "different" but than when I look at her family, I just think to myself that everybody is so nice to each other. Very strange.

Us Tao's are like a pack of piranhas. Once we smeel blood, watch out! However, we make fun in a loving way. I will not make fun of anybody that I don't know and so I can only say that if you are made fun by me, it is actually a complement.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Mike Huckabee on SNL

Surprisingly, I have not blogged at all about the US presidential race. Really for me, it has not been that exciting. Seeing Hilary Clinton cry on National TV was pretty cool. I still remember that when Bill first won the election back in 1994, I was so disgusted that I wished that I could move out of the country. Haha, if Hilary wins, I am already set. Anyways, looks like Hilary won't have that chance.

So on the republican side, it looks like the race is pretty much settled also. I don't get much US TV and so I have is Youtube.

Here is a very funny clip.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

What Happens When You Block All Elicit Material

As I have mentioned before in my blog, Singapore is a conservative society. They block all sorts of elicit material. There filters on the internet There are no adult magazines, all films are censored. So the result is a sex crave population. Like a cathloc school girl. Everyone knows that they are the wildest.

The following is a result of this censorship. It really cracked me up when I saw this story. I think I laughed for 2 minutes non stop.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080223/tap-singapore-crime-c3bb44c.html

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080223/tap-singapore-crime-c3bb44c.html

Friday, February 22, 2008

If You Want to Kill Your Wife, Come to Singapore

Just saw an article about a man in the US being sentenced 80 years to life for killing his wife. Actually, I never understood what that means, "80 year to life"

So this reminded me some of the funny things about Singapore's legal system.

Spray Paint a car = 5 strokes of the cane plus 2 years in jail
Selling Drugs = Death Penalty
Possesing a gun = Death Penalty

Killing your Wife = 5 years.

Something doesn't seem right here.

Bank Errors in Your Favor

I think everone has thought or dreamed about it and it has finally happened to someone. A man found 4 million in his account. It turned out that he has the same name with another account holder. So what did this guy do? He spent the money. Now he is in jail.

So a few thoughts and questions.

Who out there would NOT spend the money?

I would have but I wouldn't be so stupid to spend it and stay in the US. I would take out all 4 million and move to some 3rd world country and live like a king.

With Simple Girl of coarse.

Hmmm, I know a famous Taiwan Singer named David Tao. I am sure he has lot's of money in his account.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080221/od_nm/crime_error_dc;_ylt=ApAJIIUX2NjY1YgUr_8yzECs0NUE

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080221/od_nm/crime_error_dc;_ylt=ApAJIIUX2NjY1YgUr_8yzECs0NUE

Reasons for NOT Coming to See Me In Singapore

I just read an article about new diseases likly to come from Southeast Asia and so I thought that this being an equal oppertunity blog, list the reason to not come to see me in Singapore.

Deseases like Dengue
Mosquitos
It's Hot
The exchange rate for Americans is now terrible.

And the Number One Reason?

Durian!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Best Commercial This Year

Reasons To Come See Me In Singapore

2008 - Formula One Racing in Singapore for the 1st time, the first night race
2008 - Newest MRT Line Opens
2009 - 1st Singapore Casino to open
2009 - Reserved
2010 - And just announced today, the 1st Youth Olympics.

Singapore Wants You to Die Here

Singapore being a country the size of a Tic Tac, no natural resources and a population of 4 million has been thinking of creative ways to get people to come and spend in Singapore.

They just announced the 2008 budget and it is nice being in a country with a budget surplus for a change. Although, I didn't get what I wanted, a drop in personal income tax, they did offer to everyone a 20% rebate, up to a maximum 2000 Sing. I will take that since Singapore's tax rate is already a low 18% and no state tax.

And if you are a company with R&D, you better come to Singapore since your will get a150% tax credit on any R&D spend.

Effective immediatly, all estate taxes also known as the death tax are abolished. This has always been a problem in the US. I always consider this double taxation. Since the money is taxed when you earn it and it is taxed again when you die. I love taxes.

I can see it now. All these old rich people will now be moving to Singapore. Hmmm, there must be some business plan that I can come up with to take advantage of this. Hmmm.... Rich Old People.

Too bad estate planning wasn't a stock. I would short that stock so fast.

Friday, February 15, 2008

The Greatest Comedy Sketch of All Time

Now that I made everyone think deeply. Time to make everyone laugh and so I want to share with you the greatest comedy sketch of all time.


Losing My Religion

I just wanted to make sure that everybody knows that nothing is sacrad in this blog. I realized that I have not mentioned anything about religion. As with most Chinese American's, I grew up without religion. This next quote will offend many people. However it is a great quote, probably one of the best lines about religion ever made.

This quote came from former wrestler, former Actor and former Governor of Minnasota Jesse "The Body" Ventura. (He later dropped "The Body" when he became governor.)

"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. "

The next one comes from one of the top 10 songs ever written. Imagine from the Beatles

"Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace... "

We live in the world we do today because religion. Afganistan, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Isreal, Syria, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philipines, Gaza Strip, Lebonon. Than you think that religion is largely geographical. You are predetermined to be a certain religion based on which country you were born and have no real choice. Than you have these organized reliogions telling you that you will go to hell because you are not their religion.

So this is why I believe in me and so that explains Taoism. David Taoism.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

What Guys Really Think About

You guys must really be getting sick of me today. Just that there seems to be so many interesting things to blog about today.

I ran across this article and that hey, this crossed my mind before. In fact, it has actually crossed the minds of many people. It is funny how guys would waste their mental engergy to ponder such an issue. It is also conforting that I am not the only one that wonder about stuff like this.

So what is the big issue. Who would win in a fight between a Jedi Knight and Superman? Hmmm! Superman of coarse!

http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/superman-vs1.htm

Please, Take My Wife!

This is a famous line by comedian Henry Youngman. It seems that China's Mao has something in common with Henry.

I saw this in the news and thought this was hilarious. Mao offered to Kissenger in the 70's to send 10 million chinese women to the US. Funny how things has changed. Now 40 years later China is having a women shortage.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080213/tap-us-china-mao-politics-women-8d4ea94.html

And the Winner is..........The Beagle!

First time in the history of the prestigous Westminestor Dog Show, a beagle has been crowned Best in Show.


Edison Chen Update

Confirmed. Edison Chen is the dumbest person alive. This story just get funnier and funnier. It has just been released that the father of one of the girls who got her pictures posted happens to be Hong Kongs biggest Mob Boss. Surprise, Surprise. Turns out that Edison is now in hiding.

I would like to in advance offer my condalances to the family of Edison Chen, may he rest in peace.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Singapore Government Wants Singaporeans to Have More Sex

My family wants to here more news about Singapore. I have been struggling to do this since, really little news actually comes out of Singapore. So Singapore is a very conservative society. The government do control a lot of aspects of life. All movies are censored by a board. Some internet sites are blocked. It is actually a crime to poses pornographic material.

But Singapore is now slowly changing it's policy. Singapore a country smaller than Rhode Island with no natural resources is fighting with Hong Kong to become Asia's econonmic hub. They are hitting a problem because the ethinic Chinese are not making anymore babies. So the government will be relaxing thier policies to make the people more "horny". I think this is all very funny and quite naive of the government to think that making the population horny will produce more babies. They even allowed for the 1st time topless dancing. Woooo. Well it didn't work. The place went out of business, haha.

I think to promote more birth, they need to make it easier for couples to have babies. It is good that they are offering cash and generous tax rebates. Also they should look at issues such as day care, education and medical. Make it easier for Singaporean to have kids after they have them and they should see positive results.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20080213/tap-328532-231650b.html

Edison Chen

For those of you who don't know who Edison Chen is, he is a big Hong Kong star that has taken nude pictures of his celebrity girl friends. Normally not news but, being the smart person as he sounds to be, te took his computer that has all of these files to be repaired. These nerdy repair person seeing that they have the free access to a stars computer of coarse browsed the files and found a gold mine. They found over 1000 pics of celebrity nude photos. They tried to sell these pictures to the Hong Kong Media but no takers. So they just decided to post everything for free. Now this is huge news in Hong Kong and in the rest of Chinese speaking Asia. Some of these women are married with children.

Anyways, why am I writing about this? I actually don't know any of these people and really don't care. The cool part was that Simple Girl wanted to see these pictures and we were searching for these photo's on the net. So I was just thinking while sitting there that Simple Girl is coolest girl in the world. I never thought I would be sitting there and surfing porn with a girl.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Cosmetic Surgery

Ha! Got your attention again! Actually, this is not a complete misdirection this time. It is sort of related.

I was not going to blog today since I am only in the office for a half day, but I saw an interesting article that I am sure a lot of you would be interested in.

Melasma - Is the brown spots that a lot of asians gets on their face when they reach the age of 30. My mother suffers from this and I have noticed that I too am afflicted with this.

Anyways, I know my mother has spent 10's of thousands looking for a cure without any success. chemical peels, laser, and God knows what. In fact, it just made her skin even worse. This is actually why I am very skeptical about any of these treatments. But what I have read in this article made sense to me, being a man of science. They did a scientific study on asian faces. Here's the article.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20080210/tap-328025-231650b.html

I think I just sold 4 tubes of Tri-Luma, haha.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Wishing Everyone a Happy New Year

I am a bit sad that my year is soon to come to an end. But with the coming of the new year, I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. This is the year of the rat and so a special wish to my brother, who will either be:

A. 12 Years Old
B. 24 Years Old
C. 36 Years Old
D. 48 Years Old

Anyways, Singapore will be on Holiday for the rest of the week and so I will have few chances to blog and so see everyone next year.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Copying My Sisters Blog

My Sister has a blog where she puts down funny things that her kids says.  I can play that game too.

Today, simple girl asked me.  David - What is the Superbowl?

This Blog is a Hit!

I don't know who you are since my immediate family members are only 5 and my mom is not online and so 4. Than subtract my dad since I don't think that he is following the blog that I created because of his request, than add 1 for for Simple girl, than you are at 4 again and than add 1 for myself, than you get 5. Than add my brother-in-law, than you get 6.

So on Friday, this blog got a record of 10 unique hits. Yes, that's right, 10. So I don't know who you 4 people are but thanks for following this blog.

One of the Greatest Upsets of All Time

This is the 2nd time that I have congratulated the Giants in the short life of this Blog. I would say that this was the greatest upset since the rebel alliance beat the evil empire, but do you guys know what the greatest upset is? It is when I decided this morning to wake up and go to work instead of calling in sick and going to watch this game live. I am kicking myself now because I didn't go see this game.

Is it MicroYa! or MicroHoo?

Microsoft has announced the biggest merger since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

I don't know about you guys but I am really excited about this announcement. I hope it goes through. Rivalries makes for more interesting reading and blogging. Hopefully, with this union, we can create such clash of the titans like, Coke and Pepsi, Boeing and Airbus, Ford and GM, Tom and Jerry, the Road Runner and Wyllie Coyote. I have written in the past about a world dominated by Google and Apple, but a Tripod should be more stable. I hope Microsoft can execute and I hope the regulators stay out of this. Even for personal reasons. I don't like to install both MSN and Yahoo Messenger on my computer. Most people I know are on MSN, but my sister and Dad likes Yahoo. So I now need Yahoo to chat with them via webcam. I know this will be a huge regulatory hurdle since Yahoo Messenger and MSN is the dominate player. Sorry older sis, nobody uses AIM.

This morning I saw that Yahoo! is promoting a tie up with Google instead of Microsoft. I don't understand it. Than I put myself in the shoes of a Yahoo! employee. Than it all came to me. Google has free gourmet meals, free drinks, and massage. So my advise to Microsoft. With your 41 Billion, spend another 10 Million on the food and massages, than this deal is done.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Juiced Up

Here is my idea of the week.

It is happening in every sport. Marion Jones in track and field, Floyd Landis in Cycling, Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds in baseball, the entire National Football League, the entire China and Russia Olympic Team and all of the LPGA.

The fact is that the rewards are just too great and athletics will risk their career and take performance enhancing drugs. There is money in it and so scientist will continue to come up with new drugs that cannot be detected.

So being a sports fan. I also believe in peace, justice and the American way. I also believe in a fair playing field and so hears my suggestion. Make Performance enhancing drugs mandatory for all athletes.

Britney Spears

Haha, tricked you. This article is not actually about Britney Spears. IMHO, the world does not revolve around Britney, there are so many other important issues going on in the world.

The Junta in Miramar
Gaza Strip in Palestine and the terrorist rule of Hamas
Kim Jong Il and the Starving people of North Korea
Ethnic turmoil in Kenya
Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe
Nato losing the battle in Afghanistan
Hugo Chavez in Venezuela
The destruction of the Tibetan culture and people by China.

To me. I always have had an interest in Tibet. It has been a place that I have wanted to visit all my life. It is a country on the roof of the world. It is so high, that many get altitude sickness. They really have no natural resources being so high in the mountains but the Tibetan rule allowed them to have 1000 year of peace with war or hunger. In the 1960's China invaded and the Dalai Lama fled Tibet and left his people behind.

Now the Chinese is attacking the Tibetan culture on too fronts. They have forced hundreds of thousands of ethnic Chinese to move to Tibet. So now, the Chinese are the majority in Tibet. With cross marriages, the Tibetan people and culture are going extinct. To force compliance, the Red Army has put an Army Base of 250,000 strong to keep the Tibetans in order. Now, they have opened up high speed rail direct to Tibet from Shanghai and Beijing, which will serve to further erode the culture.

On the other front, they are attacking the Tibetan Religion which is the central pillar of the Tibetan society. The Tibetan Religion is a form of Buddhism with it's leader the Dalai Lama. The religion believes that the current Dalai Lama is reincarnated from the previous Dalai Lama which in turn reincarnated from the previous and so on and so on. The second in command is a person known as the Panchen Lama. This position is important because it is the Panchen Lama that chooses upon the death of the Dalai Lama which child is the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama. So the Panchen Lama picks the next Dalai Lama. The other part of this chain is that the Dalia Lama picks the next Panchen Lama. (So they can never be on the same plane together). This chain has gone unbroken for 1000 years. The Dalai Lama picks the Panchen Lama, the Panchen Lama picks the Dalai Lama and so on and so on.

However this chain will be broken soon. In 1995, the Dalai Lama picked 6-year-old Gendun Choekyi Nyima, to be the 11th Panchen Lama. The unfortunate thing is that this child lived in Tibet which is under the control of China. Soon after this nonmination, the new Panchen Lama and his family vanished. Than China picked a Panchen Lama of their own.

So now the Dalai Lama has said that he will declare his own replacement and also he declared that he will not be reincarnated in China. So I don't get this. How can you pick someone who is your reincarnation when you have not died yet?

Anyways, all of this is really sad to me. A thousand year old culture will be gone in 10 years and 99.9% of the world does not know about it. Yet they know all about one Britney Spears.